Monday, 08 June 2009
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THIS WILL BE ME
Yay! I have something to look forward to...
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob said: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
The Pharmacist answered: "Of course we do."
"How about medicine for circulation?", Jacob asked.
The Pharmacist answered: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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Comments (52)
how sweet.
hey I told you Geroge Strait sang that song but another Texas told me that it was Billy Currington (spell) about God is great,beer is good
the fellow is xanga Alive_in_Vegas he likes music and writes cowboy poetry
@Jillycarmel - awesome, Jilly!
LOL, Nice!!!!
@Redshirte - Yaeh, huh? lol...where have you been my friend?
HAHAHAHA
@streetphotos - and at the rate I am going...I'm gonna be 92 yr old and my husband to be will be 75, lol.
@macphoto - Just busy. Getting back into the swing of things after my almost month long vacation. I'm still uploading and organizing my pictures and videos (about 6GB worth) to my flickr page. As soon as I get everything organized, I'll start posting some highlights here.
HA HA HA I loved it. Can't keep the smile off my face. Thank you.
Ha ha, that's adorable.
haha, i love it. thats great :D
HA! :D I am in no hurry to get OLD, but I do look forward to life as an old, mischevious man. *grins* But now THIS makes the humor and fun of old age look even MORE fun!!! :D
lol. That's so cute! :D
So funny ^^ Love the post :)
ahh.... wonderful. hahaha...
@ZSA_MD - Glad to see your beautiful smile!
@AnamcharaConcepts - @makethemakersmile - @mIss_shOrtY503 - @Begierde@lovelyish -thanks for stopping in...glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was pretty cute too.
@NaitoOfNarnia - yeah, Im not in any hurry to get old either...but, hey...go for it if you can.
thanks for stopping by.
@ElusiveWords - Glad you liked it Matt!
@macphoto - You're quite welcome. And thank you for stopping by my place, too. You're welcome any time.
@NaitoOfNarnia - Awe thanks.
I enjoyed reading your posts. Writing is a talent I wished I was good at. I have managed a few sets of lyrics and one poem, lol. Most born out of sheer agony.
@macphoto - Got some audio files so I can give a listen?
And thank you! I admit, though, I feel like my writing ability is JUST coming to larger fruition. And I still have MUCH more to go before I would feel more confident about my skills. I'm glad you enjoyed it, either way. :)
@NaitoOfNarnia - yes I do have a couple audio files actually. One song was actually written from a xanga page and was meant to cheer up a friend so its a bit cheeky. I'll let you figure out which one. How about you? Got some files of your lyrics?
@macphoto - Not yet. But a friend of mine is working on it. She took my lyrics and recorded a melody for the chorus within an hour after having recieved my files.
@NaitoOfNarnia - nice! I'd love to listen when you get the files. I'll give you my email if you dont want to share them publicly.
I wouldn't worry... You are bound to find someone suitable for marriage before this age arrives. :D
@dwaal - Hmmmm...i don't know...at the rate I'm going its going to be around 60....lol.
Pretty wild! He didn't ask about Viagra!
Good one.
@dikdoktor - maybe he thought it would kill him...too much excitement lol